I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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