With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm just crazy horny about you
My day in three words: secret purse cake
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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