it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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