The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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