Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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