College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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