Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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