Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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