dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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