can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!