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• (909): View more from California

  dude i'm inner monologue high

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.

  (519): View more from Ontario

  She did the bend and snap...

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• (716): View more from New York

  strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them

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• (510): View more from California

  answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.

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