why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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