Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God. http://tfl.nu/yxgi
  Replies (34) Good night (1092) Bad night (2565)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head? http://tfl.nu/senf
  Replies (31) Good night (7579) Bad night (595)
• Favorite

  (641): View more from Iowa

  I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (641): I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting. http://tfl.nu/pz3u
  Replies (27) Good night (8977) Bad night (834)
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough. http://tfl.nu/u5ru
  Replies (26) Good night (711) Bad night (4128)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"? http://tfl.nu/qjxq
  Replies (7) Good night (4305) Bad night (1102)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright. http://tfl.nu/328h
  Replies (17) Good night (7292) Bad night (1071)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan http://tfl.nu/827h
  Replies (20) Good night (7912) Bad night (1561)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering" http://tfl.nu/dwjq
  Replies (8) Good night (5368) Bad night (751)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me? http://tfl.nu/lgs0
  Replies (5) Good night (2457) Bad night (655)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party http://tfl.nu/vtss
  Replies (8) Good night (3866) Bad night (658)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  "guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"

  (516): View more from New York

  Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): "guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch" (516): Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student. http://tfl.nu/syiw
  Replies (1) Good night (1185) Bad night (1144)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.

  (1-315): View more from New York

  I fucking hate you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present. (1-315): I fucking hate you. http://tfl.nu/u3wv
  Replies (9) Good night (1915) Bad night (418)
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me. http://tfl.nu/6mb8
  Replies (8) Good night (709) Bad night (782)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf? http://tfl.nu/g95k
  Replies (7) Good night (474) Bad night (223)
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper. http://tfl.nu/q818
  Replies (0) Good night (573) Bad night (213)

Randomize