I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Send help, water and tortillas.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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