was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just google imaged poop.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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