im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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