Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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