On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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