i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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