I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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