the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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