Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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