I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Couch. On fire.
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