"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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