if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I touched a dick in church today
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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