are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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