Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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