is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
do nipples grow back?
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