You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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