this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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