Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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