Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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