As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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