Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
There's even glitter on my cock...
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