okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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