Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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