I wanna bring you to show and tell
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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