big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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