i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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