I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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