I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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