can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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