I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
MIDGETS
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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