U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
worst night to have a conscience
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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