I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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