The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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