this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
handjob tips. give me some.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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