They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Send help, water and tortillas.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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