Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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