I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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