I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I miss vodka workout Fridays
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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