the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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