I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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