I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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