If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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