Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you