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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm starting a business if you want to get involved

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  oh boy

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  Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings

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• (415): View more from California

  How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though

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  Lolll I'll be sleeping

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  I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?

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• (323): View more from California

  I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!

  (303): View more from Colorado

  It's a Tuesday.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional

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• (607): View more from New York

  I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it

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• (805): View more from California

  I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/

  (917): View more from New York City

  It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!

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