Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?