God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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