Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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