Porn is love you can see.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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