I hate your face
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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