I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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